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Quotes & Wishes - A father’s disappointment A father’s disappointment

A father’s disappointment can be a very powerful tool.
Michael Bergin
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Quotes & Wishes - After all After all

My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States.
Harry S Truman
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Quotes & Wishes - As he meant to be As he meant to be

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.
Frank A. Clark
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Quotes & Wishes - Biological necessities Biological necessities

Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents.
Margaret Mead
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Quotes & Wishes - Care Care

Babies don’t need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
Amy Heckerling
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Quotes & Wishes - Entirely his mother’s affair Entirely his mother’s affair

No man is responsible for his father. That was entirely his mother’s affair.
Margaret Turnbull
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Quotes & Wishes - Except in self-defense Except in self-defense

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
Fred Allen
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Quotes & Wishes - He solved the problem quickly He solved the problem quickly

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.
Lou Brock
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Quotes & Wishes - He was a lunatic He was a lunatic

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
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Quotes & Wishes - I must look her straight in the eyes I must look her straight in the eyes

Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes.
Prince Charles
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Quotes & Wishes - I was amazed I was amazed

When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he’d learned in three years.
Frank Butler
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Quotes & Wishes - It is impossible It is impossible

It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.
Jean de La Fontaine
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Quotes & Wishes - Nobody ever asks a father Nobody ever asks a father

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
Sam Ewing
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Quotes & Wishes - Particularly if he plays golf Particularly if he plays golf

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell
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Quotes & Wishes - Whoever does not have Whoever does not have

Whoever does not have a good father should procure one.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Friday 18 August 2017
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Friday 1 September 2017
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Friday 8 September 2017
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