«Funny»
14 quotes & wishes. August
Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
A book to kill time
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Rose Macaulay
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A good book always makes it easier
Travelling is a great time to catch up on my reading. It’s hard falling asleep in new places, but a good book always makes it easier.
Amanda Hocking
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Classic
’Classic.’ A book which people praise and don’t read.
Mark Twain
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Critic’s favorite book
Asking a critic to name his favorite book is like asking a butcher to name his favorite pig.
John McCarthy
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I awoke from sheer boredom
I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.
Heinrich Heine
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I find television very educating
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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I have written a book
I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn’t think I could read, much less write.
George W. Bush
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Man’s best friend
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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My definition of a great beach read
Here’s my definition of a great beach read - a fabulous story that sucks me in like a black hole and when it’s over, it jettisons my bones across the galaxy with a hair on fire mission to convince everyone I know that they must read that book or they will die.
Dorothea Benton Frank
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On a desert island
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... ’How to Build a Boat.’
Steven Wright
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Telephone book
The telephone book is full of facts, but it doesn’t contain a single idea.
Mortimer Adler
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The history of glue
I was reading a book... ’the history of glue’ - I couldn’t put it down.
Tim Vine
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The page numbers done
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
Steven Wright
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Whenever I want to laugh
Whenever I want to laugh, I read a wonderful book, ’Children’s Letters to God.’ You can open it anywhere. One I read recently said, ’Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.’
Maya Angelou
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