«Work in office (Funny)»37 quotes & wishes. July
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
A fireable offenseReheating leftover fish in the office microwave should be a fireable offense.
Anonymous Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
A wonderful organThe brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Any amount of workAnyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.
Robert Benchley Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Approaching nervous breakdownOne of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
Bertrand Russell Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
He’s at workYou should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor.
Craig Ferguson Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
I always arrive late at the officeI always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
I have nothing against workPersonally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else.
Barbara Ehrenreich Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
I put my heart and my soul into my workI put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
Vincent Van Gogh Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
If hard work were such a wonderful thingIf hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
Lane Kirkland Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Like fliesStatistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation’s golf courses.
Ira Wallach Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Looking for ideasAdults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Man invented the alarm clockWork is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Pablo Picasso Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Mondays in the middle of the weekWednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!
Lee Fox Williams Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
More love and less paper workWhat the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Most peopleMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Serious talk around the officeSerious talk around the office of replacing me with a deli tray.
Just Bill Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The best way to appreciate your jobThe best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Oscar Wilde Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The greatest thing in the worldWork is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Don Herold Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The number one signThe number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
Fred Barling, "Humorscope" Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The wireless mouseI truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with.
Mike Vanatta Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
There’s a support group for thatOh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carey Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
They never look at itMost people treat the office manual the way they treat a software manual. They never look at it.
James Levine Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
They pretendThey pretend to pay us an honest wage and we pretend to do an honest day’s work. Hungarian joke Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Three little sentencesI want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life:
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Homer Simpson Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Two different thingsWorking hard and working smart sometimes can be two different things.
Byron Dorgan Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Unless the boss leaves earlyNo man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
When you see what some girls marryWhen you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Why take the chance?It’s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
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