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16 quotes & wishes
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Quotes & Wishes - 3 bones 3 bones

To survive as a teacher you need 3 bones:
a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Classy people Classy people

Teachers are classy people!
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Discover wildlife Discover wildlife

Discover wildlife: be a teacher!
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Good teachers are the ones… Good teachers are the ones…

Good teachers are the ones who can challenge young minds without losing their own.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - I see no good reason why I should act my age I see no good reason why I should act my age

I am a teacher. I see no good reason why I should act my age.
Heidi McDonald
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Quotes & Wishes - Imaginary friend Imaginary friend

Our teacher is always talking to her imaginary friend called class.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Less trouble Less trouble

To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble.
Mark Twain
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Quotes & Wishes - Not all superheroes have capes Not all superheroes have capes

Not all superheroes have capes,
some have Teaching Degrees.
Heidi McDonald
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Quotes & Wishes - Remember this: you haven’t Remember this: you haven’t

When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: you haven’t.
Thomas Edison
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Quotes & Wishes - Teachers are grossly underpaid Teachers are grossly underpaid

Summer vacation is the time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Teacher’s day of REST Teacher’s day of REST

Sunday is a teacher’s day of REST:
the REST of the laundry,
the REST of the housework,
and grade the REST of the papers.
Heidi McDonald
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Quotes & Wishes - Teacher’s job Teacher’s job

A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.
D. Martin
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Quotes & Wishes - The only professionals The only professionals

Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting.
Frank McCourt
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Quotes & Wishes - Three good reasons Three good reasons

There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Wait until you get a boss Wait until you get a boss

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.
Bill Gates
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Quotes & Wishes - What’s your superpower? What’s your superpower?

I teach. What’s your superpower?
Author Unknown
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Wednesday 30 August 2017
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