Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
A work stationA bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops. On
my desk I have a work station…
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Ask any system administratorWhat goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Find a Unix userIf you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.
Scott Adams Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
I know you believe you understoodI know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
G.Romney Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
I love youHi. I’m the “I love you” .signature virus. You have been infected.
Please panic immediately.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Janitors of Information TechnologySysadmins are the janitors of Information Technology, no matter how much the current crop of adolescents looks up to them like boys in the past admired riverboat pilots and railroad engineers.
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Never meddle in the affairs of NTNever meddle in the affairs of NT. It is slow to boot and quick to crash.
Stephen Harris Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Parts of the systemThose parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Say IT proudYour network is secure, your computer is up and running, and your printer is jam-free. Why? Because you’ve got an awesome sysadmin (or maybe a whole IT department) keeping your business up and running. So say IT loud; say IT proud... Happy SysAdmin Day!
SysAdminDay.com Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Still more complicatedI have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
Poul Anderson Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
That’s not my jobI may not understand what I’m installing, but that’s not my job. I just need to click Next, Next, Finish here so I can walk to the next system and repeat the process.
Anonymous NT Admin Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
The affairs of sysadminsDo not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, they are quick to anger and have no need for subtlety.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
The differenceThe difference between Microsoft and ‘Jurassic Park’:
In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be
extinct.
The other is a film.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
The number one cause of computer problemsThe number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Three kinds of deathThere are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
Guy Almes Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
User-friendlyUnix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
We cause accidentsThe most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Nathaniel Borenstein Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Why did the system administrator cross the road?Why did the system administrator cross the road? To get coffee. Why else would one be outside?
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Your passwordTreat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
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