Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
W. C. Fields
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An irrational fear
I have an irrational fear that something bad is going to happen to me when I’m drinking out of a water fountain. I have no idea why.
Andrew Luck
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Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed
Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn’t a sophisticated task for a person, but it’s hard for a robot.
Vijay Kumar
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Drinking makes such fools of people
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it’s compounding a felony.
Robert Benchley
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Eating and drinking
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
Voltaire
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I bought a piano once
I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl’s leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can’t even play Chopsticks. But I’ve got a nice piano at my house!
George Clooney
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I did not swallow
I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
Kinky Friedman
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I gave up reading
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman
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I had to do in this film
I’m a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.
George Clooney
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Only while I’m asleep
I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.
George Best
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Patriarchy
Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.
Roseanne Barr
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That is all
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.
Pierre Beaumarchais
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The trouble
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
Oliver Reed
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The worse you are at thinking
The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.
Terry Goodkind
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