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Quotes & Wishes - A thousand times A thousand times

Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
W. C. Fields
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Quotes & Wishes - An irrational fear An irrational fear

I have an irrational fear that something bad is going to happen to me when I’m drinking out of a water fountain. I have no idea why.
Andrew Luck
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Quotes & Wishes - Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed

Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn’t a sophisticated task for a person, but it’s hard for a robot.
Vijay Kumar
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Quotes & Wishes - Drinking makes such fools of people Drinking makes such fools of people

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it’s compounding a felony.
Robert Benchley
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Quotes & Wishes - Eating and drinking Eating and drinking

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
Voltaire
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Quotes & Wishes - I bought a piano once I bought a piano once

I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl’s leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can’t even play Chopsticks. But I’ve got a nice piano at my house!
George Clooney
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Quotes & Wishes - I did not swallow I did not swallow

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
Kinky Friedman
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Quotes & Wishes - I gave up reading I gave up reading

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman
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Quotes & Wishes - I had to do in this film I had to do in this film

I’m a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.
George Clooney
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Quotes & Wishes - Only while I’m asleep Only while I’m asleep

I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.
George Best
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Quotes & Wishes - Patriarchy Patriarchy

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.
Roseanne Barr
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Quotes & Wishes - That is all That is all

Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.
Pierre Beaumarchais
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Quotes & Wishes - The trouble The trouble

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
Oliver Reed
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Quotes & Wishes - The worse you are at thinking The worse you are at thinking

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.
Terry Goodkind
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Sunday 24 September 2017
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Monday 25 September 2017
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Tuesday 26 September 2017
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Tuesday 26 September 2017
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Wednesday 27 September 2017
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Wednesday 27 September 2017
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Thursday 28 September 2017
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Thursday 28 September 2017
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Friday 29 September 2017
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Saturday 30 September 2017
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Saturday 30 September 2017
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Sunday 1 October 2017
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Sunday 1 October 2017
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Sunday 1 October 2017
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Monday 2 October 2017
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Monday 2 October 2017
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