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A father’s disappointment
A father’s disappointment can be a very powerful tool.
Michael Bergin
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After all
My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States.
Harry S Truman
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As he meant to be
A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.
Frank A. Clark
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Biological necessities
Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents.
Margaret Mead
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Care
Babies don’t need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
Amy Heckerling
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Entirely his mother’s affair
No man is responsible for his father. That was entirely his mother’s affair.
Margaret Turnbull
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Except in self-defense
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
Fred Allen
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He solved the problem quickly
When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.
Lou Brock
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He was a lunatic
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
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I must look her straight in the eyes
Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes.
Prince Charles
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I was amazed
When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he’d learned in three years.
Frank Butler
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It is impossible
It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.
Jean de La Fontaine
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Nobody ever asks a father
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
Sam Ewing
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Particularly if he plays golf
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell
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Whoever does not have
Whoever does not have a good father should procure one.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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List of commemorative months in November in Ohio
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World Pneumonia Day
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World Diabetes Day
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