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Quotes & Wishes - A book to kill time A book to kill time

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Rose Macaulay
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Quotes & Wishes - A good book always makes it easier A good book always makes it easier

Travelling is a great time to catch up on my reading. It’s hard falling asleep in new places, but a good book always makes it easier.
Amanda Hocking
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Quotes & Wishes - Classic Classic

’Classic.’ A book which people praise and don’t read.
Mark Twain
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Quotes & Wishes - Critic’s favorite book Critic’s favorite book

Asking a critic to name his favorite book is like asking a butcher to name his favorite pig.
John McCarthy
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Quotes & Wishes - I awoke from sheer boredom I awoke from sheer boredom

I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.
Heinrich Heine
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Quotes & Wishes - I find television very educating I find television very educating

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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Quotes & Wishes - I have written a book I have written a book

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn’t think I could read, much less write.
George W. Bush
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Quotes & Wishes - Man’s best friend Man’s best friend

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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Quotes & Wishes - My definition of a great beach read My definition of a great beach read

Here’s my definition of a great beach read - a fabulous story that sucks me in like a black hole and when it’s over, it jettisons my bones across the galaxy with a hair on fire mission to convince everyone I know that they must read that book or they will die.
Dorothea Benton Frank
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Quotes & Wishes - On a desert island On a desert island

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... ’How to Build a Boat.’
Steven Wright
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Quotes & Wishes - Telephone book Telephone book

The telephone book is full of facts, but it doesn’t contain a single idea.
Mortimer Adler
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Quotes & Wishes - The history of glue The history of glue

I was reading a book... ’the history of glue’ - I couldn’t put it down.
Tim Vine
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Quotes & Wishes - The page numbers done The page numbers done

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
Steven Wright
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Quotes & Wishes - Whenever I want to laugh Whenever I want to laugh

Whenever I want to laugh, I read a wonderful book, ’Children’s Letters to God.’ You can open it anywhere. One I read recently said, ’Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.’
Maya Angelou
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International Day for the Right to the Truth concerning Gross Human Rights Violations and for the Dignity of Victims

In a study conducted in 2006 the Office of the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights concluded that the right to the truth about gross human rig..→
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