«Funny»
3 quotes & wishes
Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
How do I combine all those things?
I love sports. I love animals. I love kids. I want to save the world. So how do I combine all those things? I don’t know.
Joan Jett
Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
I am bad at sports
Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.
Jimmy Fallon
Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
Now I am good at everything
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
Demetri Martin
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