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16 quotes & wishes. April
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Be a carrier
A healthy attitude is contagious but don’t wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.
Tom Stoppard
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Exhausted trying to stay healthy
I’m exhausted trying to stay healthy.
Steve Yzerman
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Finding a sickness you like
It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason
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Happiness
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Ingrid Bergman
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Health books
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
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I keep it in the fridge
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan
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If nothing else
I’ve made a promise to myself to be a 100% healthy person if nothing else.
Picabo Street
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It’s fine
I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it’s fine.
Mike Piazza
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I’d have taken better care
If I’d known I was going to live so long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
Leon Eldred
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My own prescription for health
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass.
Leslie Grimutter
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Pretty good shape
You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
Dr. Seuss
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Sick and tired of being sick and tired
In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Unknown
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The only way
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
Mark Twain
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Three requirements for happiness
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustave Flaubert
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Your New Year’s resolution
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
Jay Leno
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‘Tis healthy
‘Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.
Henry David Thoreau
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