«Work in office (Funny)»37 quotes & wishes. December
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
A fireable offenseReheating leftover fish in the office microwave should be a fireable offense.
Anonymous Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
A wonderful organThe brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Any amount of workAnyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.
Robert Benchley Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Approaching nervous breakdownOne of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
Bertrand Russell Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
He’s at workYou should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor.
Craig Ferguson Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
I always arrive late at the officeI always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
I have nothing against workPersonally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else.
Barbara Ehrenreich Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
I put my heart and my soul into my workI put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
Vincent Van Gogh Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
If hard work were such a wonderful thingIf hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
Lane Kirkland Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Like fliesStatistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation’s golf courses.
Ira Wallach Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Looking for ideasAdults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Man invented the alarm clockWork is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Pablo Picasso Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Mondays in the middle of the weekWednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!
Lee Fox Williams Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
More love and less paper workWhat the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Most peopleMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Serious talk around the officeSerious talk around the office of replacing me with a deli tray.
Just Bill Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The best way to appreciate your jobThe best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Oscar Wilde Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The greatest thing in the worldWork is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Don Herold Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The number one signThe number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
Fred Barling, "Humorscope" Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The wireless mouseI truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with.
Mike Vanatta Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
There’s a support group for thatOh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carey Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
They never look at itMost people treat the office manual the way they treat a software manual. They never look at it.
James Levine Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
They pretendThey pretend to pay us an honest wage and we pretend to do an honest day’s work. Hungarian joke Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Three little sentencesI want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life:
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Homer Simpson Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Two different thingsWorking hard and working smart sometimes can be two different things.
Byron Dorgan Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Unless the boss leaves earlyNo man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
When you see what some girls marryWhen you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Why take the chance?It’s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
Ronald Reagan Free Clinic Appreciation Month in OhioThere are a total of 241 clinics in the state of Ohio. The Ohio Association of Free Clinics (OAFC) exists to educate and equip free clinics in p..→
Rosa Parks Day in Ohio and OregonRosa Parks was born Rosa Louise McCauley on February 4th, 1913. Her husband Raymond Parks was a member of the NAACP(the National Association for..→
International Day for the Abolition of SlaverySlavery has evolved and manifested itself in different ways throughout history. Today some traditional forms of slavery still persist in their e..→
International Day of Persons with DisabilitiesThe annual observance of the International Day of Disabled Persons was proclaimed in 1992 (A/RES/47/3, 37th plenary meeting, 14 October 1992), b..→
International Volunteer Day (International Volunteer Day for Economic and Social Development)96% of volunteers say that it “makes people happier”. The experience of helping others provides meaning, a sense of self-worth, a social role an..→
Microwave Oven DayIn fact, there is an entire food industry based on this one appliance. Today, over 90% of American households own a microwave oven.
In 1942, a ..→
International Civil Aviation DayThese are some fun facts about Boeing Commercial jetliners: the 737 is the best-selling commercial jetliner of all time; the Boeing 747 (all ver..→
Pearl Harbor Remembrance DayOn Sunday morning at 7:55 A.M., December 7, 1941, the Imperial Japanese Navy Air Service (forces were led by Vice Admiral Chuichi Nagumo) attack..→
Constitution Day in Northern Mariana IslandsThe Northern Mariana Islands are composed of volcanic rock, the southern islands of madrepore limestone covering a volcanic base.There are activ..→
Feast of the Immaculate ConceptionAnd in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth,
To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was..→
Lady of Camarin Day in GuamThe tradition is a carryover from 1825 and 1834, when Guam’s faithful made a "promesa" (promise) to hold a procession in Mary’s honor ..→
International Anti-Corruption DaySomalia is the world’s most corrupt nation, according to Transparency International’s 2010 Corruption Perception Index. The Kremlin has Russia’s..→
International Day of Commemoration and Dignity of the Victims of the Crime of Genocide and of the Prevention of this CrimeThe Genocide Convention (article 2) defines genocide as "any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a..→
Human Rights DayInteresting fact:in 2011, the United Nations declared internet access a basic human right.
The Universal Declaration of Human Rights is the mos..→
Nobel Prizes DayToday, the Nobel Prizes are regarded as the most prestigious awards in the world in their various fields.
Except for the Peace Prize, the Nobel..→
Indiana Statehood Day (Indiana Day)Funny facts about Indiana: Santa Claus, Indiana, receives more than a half million “Dear Santa” letters at Christmas time every year. And Santa’..→
International Mountain DayMount Kilimanjaro is the tallest mountain on the African continent and the highest free-standing mountain in the world. Approximately 25,000 peo..→
International Day of NeutralityWoodrow Wilson: «Neutrality is a negative word. It does not express what America ought to feel. We are not trying to keep out of trouble; we are..→
Ohio aviation and aerospace history education weekThe brothers tossed a coin to see who would first test the Wright Flyer on the sands of Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina. Older brother Wilbur w..→
Pan American Aviation DayPan American World Airways (Pan Am) was founded on October 27, 1927 as America’s first international airline. The small company began flying air..→
Wright Brothers DayWright Brothers Day is a United States national observation. It is codified in the US Code, and commemorates the first successful flights in a h..→
International Migrants DayThe Mexico-to-U.S. link is the most popular bilateral migration path in the entire world. The poorest countries are the ones with the least emig..→
International Human Solidarity DayPariosse St. Benoit is located in the southern peninsula of rural Haiti. It is a short 59 miles from Haiti’s capital, Port-au-Prince, but a long..→
Homeless Persons’ Memorial Day in OhioAccording to HUD’s 2014 Point-in-Time Report, 34% of the total homeless population is under 24. Some homeless children and youth are with their ..→
Day before Christmas EveChristmas Adam is the last chance to prepare for the Christmas Eve party. The day before Christmas Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and t..→
Washington’s Birthday in IndianaIn Indiana, Washington’s Birthday is observed on Christmas Eve, or the day preceding the weekend if Christmas falls on Saturday or Sunday.
Wash..→
Day after ChristmasDay after Christmas or Boxing Day was started in the UK about 800 years ago, during the Middle Ages. It is a holiday celebrated on the day follo..→
Washington’s Birthday in GeorgiaGeorge Washington was born on February 22, 1732, before the Virginia colonies switched from the "Old Style" Julian calendar to the &qu..→
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