«Work in office (Funny)»37 quotes & wishes. February
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
A fireable offenseReheating leftover fish in the office microwave should be a fireable offense.
Anonymous Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
A wonderful organThe brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Any amount of workAnyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.
Robert Benchley Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Approaching nervous breakdownOne of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
Bertrand Russell Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
He’s at workYou should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor.
Craig Ferguson Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
I always arrive late at the officeI always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
I have nothing against workPersonally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else.
Barbara Ehrenreich Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
I put my heart and my soul into my workI put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
Vincent Van Gogh Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
If hard work were such a wonderful thingIf hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
Lane Kirkland Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Like fliesStatistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation’s golf courses.
Ira Wallach Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Looking for ideasAdults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Man invented the alarm clockWork is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Pablo Picasso Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Mondays in the middle of the weekWednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!
Lee Fox Williams Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
More love and less paper workWhat the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Most peopleMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Serious talk around the officeSerious talk around the office of replacing me with a deli tray.
Just Bill Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The best way to appreciate your jobThe best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Oscar Wilde Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The greatest thing in the worldWork is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Don Herold Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The number one signThe number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
Fred Barling, "Humorscope" Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The wireless mouseI truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with.
Mike Vanatta Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
There’s a support group for thatOh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carey Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
They never look at itMost people treat the office manual the way they treat a software manual. They never look at it.
James Levine Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
They pretendThey pretend to pay us an honest wage and we pretend to do an honest day’s work. Hungarian joke Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Three little sentencesI want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life:
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Homer Simpson Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Two different thingsWorking hard and working smart sometimes can be two different things.
Byron Dorgan Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Unless the boss leaves earlyNo man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
When you see what some girls marryWhen you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Why take the chance?It’s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
Ronald Reagan American Heart MonthHeart disease is the leading cause of death for men and women. While Americans of all backgrounds can be at risk for heart disease, African Amer..→
Black History MonthThe first black birth on record in what would become the U.S. happened in St. Augustine, Florida, in 1606. And the first African-American birth ..→
National Freedom DayThe purpose of this holiday is to promote good feelings, harmony, and equal opportunity among all citizens and to remember that the United State..→
Presentation of Jesus at the Temple (Presentation of the Lord)The Presentation of Jesus at the Temple falls on 2 February and celebrates an early episode in the life of Jesus. In the Eastern Orthodox Church..→
World Wetlands DayWorld Wetland Day marks the date of the signing of the Convention on Wetlands, called the Ramsar Convention, on 2 February 1971, in the Iranian ..→
Rosa Parks Day in California and MissouriThe courage and conviction of Rosa Parks laid the foundation for equal rights for all Americans and for the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
Rosa Park..→
Super Bowl SundayAlthough not an official holiday, Super Bowl Sunday is an occasion when many families and friends gather together to watch the game, including t..→
World Cancer Day2019 marks the launch of the 3-year ‘I Am and I Will’ campaign. ‘I Am and I Will’ is an empowering call-to-action urging for personal commitment..→
International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital MutilationFemale genital mutilation (FGM) comprises all procedures that involve altering or injuring the female genitalia for non-medical reasons and is r..→
Ronald Reagan Day in California and OhioAbove all, we remember the man: his irresistible optimism, faith, and good humor.
Ronald Wilson Reagan born February 6, 1911 (d. June 5, 2004) ..→
Safer Internet DayThe Insafe network organises the Safer Internet Day, which has taken place annually on the second day of the second week of February since 2004 ..→
Boy Scout Day (Ohio Boy Scout Week)February 8, 1910, is the birthday of the Boy Scouts of America. As many know, on this Day, William D. Boyce incorporated the Boy Scouts of Ameri..→
International Day of Women and Girls in ScienceAlthough women make up 48 percent of the U.S. workforce, they comprise only 24 percent of the Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics ..→
World Day of the SickFacts on patient safety: patient safety is a serious global public health issue. Estimates show that in developed countries as many as 1 in 10 p..→
Lincoln’s BirthdayAbraham Lincoln never smoked, chewed tobacco, or drank alcohol. Not only was the 16th president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln spiritual ..→
Mardi Gras or Shrove TuesdayPope Gregory XIII add the event to the Gregorian calendar in 1582 on the day before Ash Wednesday, which Lent, the 40 days of fasting and prayer..→
World Radio Day"Radio is the theater of the mind..."- Steve Allen.
Nikola Tesla was granted the first radio patents in 1900, resulting in Guglielmo ..→
International Childhood Cancer DayCancer is a serious non-communicable disease affecting more than 14 million individuals and families across the world and more than 50% will die..→
Susan B. Anthony DayToday more women serve in public office and hold leadership positions that had previously been held solely by men. Born on February 15, 1820, Su..→
Random Acts of Kindness DayWe all struggle. We all stress. But, thankfully, we also all love. In fact, we can’t help but love! It’s part of the human condition. You can’t ..→
Daisy Gatson Bates Day in ArkansasDaisy Lee Gatson Bates was an American civil rights activist, publisher, journalist, and lecturer who played a leading role in the Little Rock I..→
Washington’s Birthday ("Presidents’ Day")Washington’s Birthday, national holiday, also widely known as "Presidents’ Day", is celebrated each year on the third Monday in Februa..→
John Glenn Friendship 7 Day in OhioOn February 20, 1962, NASA launched one of the most important flights in American history. The mission? Send a man to orbit Earth, observe his r..→
World Day of Social JusticeJustice is a central moral standard in social life, is generally held to have a prominent role in social theory and social action, and so it is ..→
International Mother Language DayYou speak about 4,800 words a day. It has been estimated that the number of actively spoken languages in the world today is about 6,000. The lan..→
Rascal Flatts Day in OhioRascal Flatts is a country music trio consisting of lead vocalist Gary LeVox, bass guitarist and keyboardist Jay DeMarcus, and electric guitaris..→
Washington’s Birthday in WisconsinHe was born February 22, 1732. George Washington is honored for his efforts to create a new nation dedicated to the rights of the people. He onl..→
International Polar Bear DayDo you have a polar bear question you’d love to ask a scientist? The International Polar Bear Day (PBI’s) is February 27th! Every year, this glo..→
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