«Work in office (Funny)»37 quotes & wishes. June
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
A fireable offenseReheating leftover fish in the office microwave should be a fireable offense.
Anonymous Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
A wonderful organThe brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Any amount of workAnyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.
Robert Benchley Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Approaching nervous breakdownOne of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
Bertrand Russell Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
He’s at workYou should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor.
Craig Ferguson Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
I always arrive late at the officeI always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
I have nothing against workPersonally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else.
Barbara Ehrenreich Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
I put my heart and my soul into my workI put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
Vincent Van Gogh Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
If hard work were such a wonderful thingIf hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
Lane Kirkland Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Like fliesStatistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation’s golf courses.
Ira Wallach Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Looking for ideasAdults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Man invented the alarm clockWork is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Pablo Picasso Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Mondays in the middle of the weekWednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!
Lee Fox Williams Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
More love and less paper workWhat the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Most peopleMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Serious talk around the officeSerious talk around the office of replacing me with a deli tray.
Just Bill Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The best way to appreciate your jobThe best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Oscar Wilde Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The greatest thing in the worldWork is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Don Herold Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The number one signThe number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
Fred Barling, "Humorscope" Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
The wireless mouseI truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with.
Mike Vanatta Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
There’s a support group for thatOh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carey Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
They never look at itMost people treat the office manual the way they treat a software manual. They never look at it.
James Levine Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
They pretendThey pretend to pay us an honest wage and we pretend to do an honest day’s work. Hungarian joke Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Three little sentencesI want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life:
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Homer Simpson Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Two different thingsWorking hard and working smart sometimes can be two different things.
Byron Dorgan Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Unless the boss leaves earlyNo man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
When you see what some girls marryWhen you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»
Why take the chance?It’s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
Ronald Reagan Global Day of ParentsThe Global Day of Parents is observed on the 1st of June every year. The Day was proclaimed by the UN General Assembly in 2012 with resolution A..→
National Child’s DayChildren’s Day is recognized on various days in many places around the world to honor children globally. It was first proclaimed by the World Co..→
Birthday of Jefferson Davis in FloridaThe birthday of Jefferson Davis is commemorated in several states. His actual birthday, June 3, is celebrated in Florida, Kentucky, Louisiana an..→
Confederate Memorial Day in Kentucky, Louisiana and TennesseeIn Kentucky, Louisiana and Tennessee,Confederate Memorial Day is observed on June 3. On this day in 1808 was the birthday of Jefferson Davis (th..→
Jefferson Davis’ birthday in AlabamaIt is interesting to note that Abraham Lincoln was born a year or two later and within 100 miles of the place where Davis was born.
Jefferson F..→
International Day of Innocent Children Victims of AggressionOn 19 August 1982, at its emergency special session on the question of Palestine, the General Assembly, “appalled at the great number of innocen..→
World Environment Day"Although individual decisions may seem small in the face of global threats and trends, when billions of people join forces in common purpo..→
World Oceans DayWhy do we celebrate World Oceans Day?
To remind everyone of the major part the Ocean has in everyday life. They are the lungs of our planet, pr..→
African New Year in PennsylvaniaThe Odunde Festival is a one-day festival and mostly a street market catered to African-American interests and the African diaspora. It is deriv..→
King Kamehameha I Day in HawaiiKamehameha Day on June 11 is a public holiday of the state of Hawaii in the United States. It honors Kamehameha the Great, the monarch who first..→
World Day Against Child LabourThe International Labour Organization (ILO) launched the World Day Against Child Labour in 2002 to focus attention on the global extent of child..→
International Albinism Awareness DayPeople with albinism face multiple forms of discrimination worldwide. Albinism is still profoundly misunderstood, socially and medically. The ph..→
Flag Day and Army Birthday in the United StatesIn the United States, Flag Day is celebrated on June 14. It commemorates the adoption of the flag of the United States, which happened on that d..→
Robert La Follette Sr. Day in WisconsinRobert Marion "Fighting Bob" La Follette Sr. (June 14, 1855 – June 18, 1925) is widely regarded as Wisconsin’s most distinguished poli..→
World Blood Donor DayEvery year, on 14 June, countries around the world celebrate World Blood Donor Day ([WHO] (WHA58.13)). The event serves to thank voluntary, unp..→
Elder Abuse Awareness Day in OhioThe fifteenth day of June is designated as "Elder Abuse Awareness Day" to increase public awareness of the innocent victims of elder a..→
World Elder Abuse Awareness DayThe global population of people aged 60 years and older will more than double, from 542 million in 1995 to about 1.2 billion in 2025. Around 4 t..→
International Day of Family RemittancesAs per the Remittances Stats, one in every ten people around the globe is directly associated with remittances. The U.S. is the largest remittan..→
Bunker Hill Day in MassachusettsThe Battle of Bunker Hill was a battle fought on June 17, 1775, during the Siege of Boston in the early stages of the American Revolutionary War..→
World Day to Combat Desertification and DroughtThe World Day to Combat Desertification (WDCD) is observed worldwide on 17 June every year (UN: A/RES/49/115).
Tackling hunger requires a multi..→
Emancipation Day in Texas (Juneteenth)Juneteenth, celebrated on June 19, is the name given to Emancipation Day by African-Americans in Texas. On that day in 1865 Union Major-General ..→
International Day for the Elimination of Sexual Violence in Conflict“Women’s security and empowerment remain priorities for the Secretary-General. The international community must not rest until all violence agai..→
Juneteenth National Freedom Day in OhioThe nineteenth day of June is designated as "Juneteenth National Freedom Day" to acknowledge the freedom, history, and culture that Ju..→
Summer Solstice (International Day of the Celebration of the Solstice)Although summer solstice marks the beginning of summer, it is not the hottest time of the year and Earth is not the only planet to have a summer..→
West Virginia DayThe New River Gorge Bridge, in Fayetteville (WV), is the longest steel-arch bridge in the United States spanning 1, 815 feet across the New Rive..→
World Refugee DayAt the end of 2013, there were 16.7 million refugees worldwide, with the highest number in Pakistan (1.6 million). We are now in 2016 witnessing..→
Go Skateboarding DayIn effect Californians created a surfboard with wheels. California was the birthplace of the skateboarding culture. In 1976, Florida built the f..→
International Day of YogaSeveral scholars have noted that yoga had been packaged so well as a defense against illness and aging that it is “easy to lose sight of its rea..→
International Widows’ DayAccording to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, one-third of all women who become widowed are younger than age 60, and half of th..→
United Nations Public Service DayThe UN General Assembly, in its resolution 57/277, designated 23 June as Public Service Day.
The UN Public Service Day intends to celebrate the..→
Day of the SeafarerThe International Maritime Organization (IMO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations which is responsible for measures to improve the saf..→
International Day against Drug Abuse and Illicit TraffickingBy resolution 42/112 of 7 December 1987, the General Assembly decided to observe 26 June as the International Day against Drug Abuse and Illicit..→
United Nations International Day in Support of Victims of TortureTorture seeks to annihilate the victim’s personality and denies the inherent dignity of the human being. The United Nations has condemned tortur..→
Helen Keller DayHelen Adams Keller (June 27, 1880 – June 1, 1968) was an American author, political activist, and lecturer. She was the first deafblind person t..→
Micro-, Small and Medium-sized Enterprises DayThose enterprises, which generally employ fewer than 250 persons, are the backbone of most economies worldwide and play a key role in developing..→
South Carolina DayKing Charles I of England granted the land on which South Carolina is located to Sir Robert Heath in 1629. The region was named Carolina, a word..→
International Day of the TropicsIn the Tropics, just over 70% of people had access to electricity in 2012, up from 56% in 1990. Although access has improved considerably, it re..→
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