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6 quotes & wishes. December
Quotes and wishes: «Funny»

Quotes & Wishes - After two days in the hospital After two days in the hospital

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
W.C. Fields
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Quotes & Wishes - Angels in comfortable shoes Angels in comfortable shoes

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Nobody hates nurses Nobody hates nurses

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they’re giving you an enema.
Warren Beatty
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Quotes & Wishes - One of the few blessings of being ill One of the few blessings of being ill

Nurses, one of the few blessings of being ill.
Sara Moss-Wolfe
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Quotes & Wishes - Some people think Some people think

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
Cass Canfield
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Quotes & Wishes - You know you’re a nurse if... You know you’re a nurse if...

You know you’re a nurse if... you triage the laundry when at home: This pile needs immediate attention, the pile can wait, this pile, with a little stain stick will be OK until you get back to it.
Donna Wilk Cardillo
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International Day of Commemoration and Dignity of the Victims of the Crime of Genocide and of the Prevention of this Crime

The Genocide Convention (article 2) defines genocide as "any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a..→
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