«Funny»
16 quotes & wishes. March
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A great comfort
Children are a great comfort in your old age — and they help you reach it faster, too.
Lionel Kauffman
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All the fun
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
(The Business of Life, 1949)
William Feather
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
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Because of their size
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
P.J. O’Rourke
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Faster than shoes
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.
John J. Plomp
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Follow the directions on the aspirin bottle
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says "keep away from children.
Susan Savannah
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It kills you to see them grow up
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.
(Animal Dreams)
Barbara Kingsolver
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Not interested in justice
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
Bill Cosby
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Six theories
Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children—and no theories.
Author Unknown
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That’s what children are for
That’s what children are for—that their parents may not be bored.
(Diary of a Superfluous Man)
Ivan Turgenev
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That’s what parents were created for
Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for.
("The Parent," Happy Days, 1933)
Ogden Nash
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The best way to give advice to your children
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry S Truman
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The ideal home
The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
(The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966)
Mignon McLaughlin
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The quickest way
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Lane Olinghouse
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They installed them
Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them.
Author Unknown
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Your responsibility as a parent
Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success.
("Parental Guidance," Social Studies, 1981)
Fran Lebowitz
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