A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.
Author Unknown
Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
A real patriot
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Bill Vaughanv
Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Americans are broad-minded people
Americans are broad-minded people. They’ll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn’t drive, there is something wrong with him.
("How Un-American Can You Get?," Have I Ever Lied to You?, 1966)
Art Buchwald
Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Anyone driving slower than you…
Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Author Unknown
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But three lefts do
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.
Jason Love
Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Author Unknown
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I just didn’t see you
Yes, Officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn’t see you.
Author Unknown
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If everything comes your way
If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.
Author Unknown
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Park elsewhere!
Stupidity is not a handicap.
Park elsewhere!
Author unknown
Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Something you admire in the driver behind
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
Mac McCleary
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The best car safety device
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Dudley Moore
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Until you learn to drive
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Author Unknown
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Walking isn’t a lost art
Walking isn’t a lost art — one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Evan Esar
Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Wondering why the hell you went
Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
John Updike
Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
You get there in a car
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
(One Man’s Meat, 1943)
E.B. White
Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
You’ll see something, maybe
You can’t see anything from a car; you’ve got to get out of the goddamn contraption and walk, better yet crawl, on hands and knees, over the sandstone and through the thornbrush and cactus. When traces of blood begin to mark your trail, you’ll see something, maybe.