Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
A pedestrianA pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
A real patriotA real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Bill Vaughanv Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Americans are broad-minded peopleAmericans are broad-minded people. They’ll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn’t drive, there is something wrong with him.
("How Un-American Can You Get?," Have I Ever Lied to You?, 1966)
Art Buchwald Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Anyone driving slower than you…Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Diagonally parked in a parallel universeI feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
I just didn’t see youYes, Officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn’t see you.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
If everything comes your wayIf everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Something you admire in the driver behindPatience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
Mac McCleary Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
The best car safety deviceThe best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Dudley Moore Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Walking isn’t a lost artWalking isn’t a lost art — one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Evan Esar Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
Wondering why the hell you wentMost of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
John Updike Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
You get there in a carEverything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
(One Man’s Meat, 1943)
E.B. White Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»
You’ll see something, maybeYou can’t see anything from a car; you’ve got to get out of the goddamn contraption and walk, better yet crawl, on hands and knees, over the sandstone and through the thornbrush and cactus. When traces of blood begin to mark your trail, you’ll see something, maybe.
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