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«Driving (Funny)»

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Quotes and wishes: «Driving (Funny)»

Quotes & Wishes - A pedestrian A pedestrian

A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - A real patriot A real patriot

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Bill Vaughanv
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Quotes & Wishes - Americans are broad-minded people Americans are broad-minded people

Americans are broad-minded people. They’ll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn’t drive, there is something wrong with him.
("How Un-American Can You Get?," Have I Ever Lied to You?, 1966)
Art Buchwald
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Quotes & Wishes - Anyone driving slower than you… Anyone driving slower than you…

Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - But three lefts do But three lefts do

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.
Jason Love
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Quotes & Wishes - Diagonally parked in a parallel universe Diagonally parked in a parallel universe

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - I just didn’t see you I just didn’t see you

Yes, Officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn’t see you.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - If everything comes your way If everything comes your way

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Park elsewhere! Park elsewhere!

Stupidity is not a handicap.
Park elsewhere!
Author unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Something you admire in the driver behind Something you admire in the driver behind

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
Mac McCleary
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Quotes & Wishes - The best car safety device The best car safety device

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Dudley Moore
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Quotes & Wishes - Until you learn to drive Until you learn to drive

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Walking isn’t a lost art Walking isn’t a lost art

Walking isn’t a lost art — one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Evan Esar
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Quotes & Wishes - Wondering why the hell you went Wondering why the hell you went

Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
John Updike
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Quotes & Wishes - You get there in a car You get there in a car

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
(One Man’s Meat, 1943)
E.B. White
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Quotes & Wishes - You’ll see something, maybe You’ll see something, maybe

You can’t see anything from a car; you’ve got to get out of the goddamn contraption and walk, better yet crawl, on hands and knees, over the sandstone and through the thornbrush and cactus. When traces of blood begin to mark your trail, you’ll see something, maybe.
Edward Abbey
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Monday 25 September 2017
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Sunday 1 October 2017
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