MOBILE VERSION Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
A smiling Gates
Never trust a smiling Gates.
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A wonder drug
Rebooting is a wonder drug - it fixes almost everything.
Garrett Hazel
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A work station
A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops. On
my desk I have a work station…
Author Unknown
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Any key
Press any key to continue, or any other key to cancel.
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Ask any system administrator
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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Find a Unix user
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.
Scott Adams
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He who laughs last
He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
Author Unknown
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I know you believe you understood
I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
G.Romney
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I love you
Hi. I’m the “I love you” .signature virus. You have been infected.
Please panic immediately.
Author Unknown
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If all else fails
If all else fails, read the documentation.
Author Unknown
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Janitors of Information Technology
Sysadmins are the janitors of Information Technology, no matter how much the current crop of adolescents looks up to them like boys in the past admired riverboat pilots and railroad engineers.
Author Unknown
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Never meddle in the affairs of NT
Never meddle in the affairs of NT. It is slow to boot and quick to crash.
Stephen Harris
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Never trust a computer
Never trust a computer you can’t repair yourself.
Author Unknown
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No Backups
What? No raise? No Backups, then!
A Frustrated Sysadmin
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Parts of the system
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. Author Unknown
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Say IT proud
Your network is secure, your computer is up and running, and your printer is jam-free. Why? Because you’ve got an awesome sysadmin (or maybe a whole IT department) keeping your business up and running. So say IT loud; say IT proud... Happy SysAdmin Day!
SysAdminDay.com
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Still more complicated
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
Poul Anderson
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That’s not my job
I may not understand what I’m installing, but that’s not my job. I just need to click Next, Next, Finish here so I can walk to the next system and repeat the process.
Anonymous NT Admin
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The affairs of sysadmins
Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, they are quick to anger and have no need for subtlety.
Author Unknown
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The difference
The difference between Microsoft and ‘Jurassic Park’:
In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be
extinct.
The other is a film.
Author Unknown
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The number one cause of computer problems
The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
Author Unknown
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The sysadmin’s moto
If it wasn’t backed-up, then it wasn’t important.
Author Unknown
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Three kinds of death
There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
Guy Almes
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User
User is the word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
Dave Barry
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User-friendly
Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.
Author Unknown
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We cause accidents
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Nathaniel Borenstein
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Why did the system administrator cross the road?
Why did the system administrator cross the road? To get coffee. Why else would one be outside?
Author Unknown
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Your password
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Clifford Stoll
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