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Quotes & Wishes - A smiling Gates A smiling Gates

Never trust a smiling Gates.
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Quotes & Wishes - A wonder drug A wonder drug

Rebooting is a wonder drug - it fixes almost everything.
Garrett Hazel
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Quotes & Wishes - A work station A work station

A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops. On
my desk I have a work station…
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Any key Any key

Press any key to continue, or any other key to cancel.
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Quotes & Wishes - Ask any system administrator Ask any system administrator

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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Quotes & Wishes - Find a Unix user Find a Unix user

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.
Scott Adams
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Quotes & Wishes - He who laughs last He who laughs last

He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
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Quotes & Wishes - I know you believe you understood I know you believe you understood

I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
G.Romney
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Quotes & Wishes - I love you I love you

Hi. I’m the “I love you” .signature virus. You have been infected.
Please panic immediately.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - If all else fails If all else fails

If all else fails, read the documentation.
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Quotes & Wishes - Janitors of Information Technology Janitors of Information Technology

Sysadmins are the janitors of Information Technology, no matter how much the current crop of adolescents looks up to them like boys in the past admired riverboat pilots and railroad engineers.
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Quotes & Wishes - Never meddle in the affairs of NT Never meddle in the affairs of NT

Never meddle in the affairs of NT. It is slow to boot and quick to crash.
Stephen Harris
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Quotes & Wishes - Never trust a computer Never trust a computer

Never trust a computer you can’t repair yourself.
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Quotes & Wishes - No Backups No Backups

What? No raise? No Backups, then!
A Frustrated Sysadmin
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Quotes & Wishes - Parts of the system Parts of the system

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Say IT proud Say IT proud

Your network is secure, your computer is up and running, and your printer is jam-free. Why? Because you’ve got an awesome sysadmin (or maybe a whole IT department) keeping your business up and running. So say IT loud; say IT proud... Happy SysAdmin Day!
SysAdminDay.com
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Quotes & Wishes - Still more complicated Still more complicated

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
Poul Anderson
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Quotes & Wishes - That’s not my job That’s not my job

I may not understand what I’m installing, but that’s not my job. I just need to click Next, Next, Finish here so I can walk to the next system and repeat the process.
Anonymous NT Admin
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Quotes & Wishes - The affairs of sysadmins The affairs of sysadmins

Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, they are quick to anger and have no need for subtlety.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - The difference The difference

The difference between Microsoft and ‘Jurassic Park’:
In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be
extinct.
The other is a film.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - The number one cause of computer problems The number one cause of computer problems

The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - The sysadmin’s moto The sysadmin’s moto

If it wasn’t backed-up, then it wasn’t important.
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Quotes & Wishes - Three kinds of death Three kinds of death

There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
Guy Almes
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Quotes & Wishes - User User

User is the word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
Dave Barry
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Quotes & Wishes - User-friendly User-friendly

Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - We cause accidents We cause accidents

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Nathaniel Borenstein
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Quotes & Wishes - Why did the system administrator cross the road? Why did the system administrator cross the road?

Why did the system administrator cross the road? To get coffee. Why else would one be outside?
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Your password Your password

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Clifford Stoll
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Friday 22 September 2017
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