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28 quotes & wishes. February
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
A work stationA bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops. On
my desk I have a work station…
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Ask any system administratorWhat goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Find a Unix userIf you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.
Scott Adams Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
I know you believe you understoodI know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
G.Romney Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
I love youHi. I’m the “I love you” .signature virus. You have been infected.
Please panic immediately.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Janitors of Information TechnologySysadmins are the janitors of Information Technology, no matter how much the current crop of adolescents looks up to them like boys in the past admired riverboat pilots and railroad engineers.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Never meddle in the affairs of NTNever meddle in the affairs of NT. It is slow to boot and quick to crash.
Stephen Harris Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Parts of the systemThose parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Say IT proudYour network is secure, your computer is up and running, and your printer is jam-free. Why? Because you’ve got an awesome sysadmin (or maybe a whole IT department) keeping your business up and running. So say IT loud; say IT proud... Happy SysAdmin Day!
SysAdminDay.com Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Still more complicatedI have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
Poul Anderson Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
That’s not my jobI may not understand what I’m installing, but that’s not my job. I just need to click Next, Next, Finish here so I can walk to the next system and repeat the process.
Anonymous NT Admin Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
The affairs of sysadminsDo not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, they are quick to anger and have no need for subtlety.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
The differenceThe difference between Microsoft and ‘Jurassic Park’:
In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be
extinct.
The other is a film.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
The number one cause of computer problemsThe number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Three kinds of deathThere are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
Guy Almes Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
User-friendlyUnix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
We cause accidentsThe most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Nathaniel Borenstein Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Why did the system administrator cross the road?Why did the system administrator cross the road? To get coffee. Why else would one be outside?
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Your passwordTreat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Clifford Stoll American Heart MonthHeart disease is the leading cause of death for men and women. While Americans of all backgrounds can be at risk for heart disease, African Amer..→
Black History MonthThe first black birth on record in what would become the U.S. happened in St. Augustine, Florida, in 1606. And the first African-American birth ..→
National Freedom DayThe purpose of this holiday is to promote good feelings, harmony, and equal opportunity among all citizens and to remember that the United State..→
Presentation of Jesus at the Temple (Presentation of the Lord)The Presentation of Jesus at the Temple falls on 2 February and celebrates an early episode in the life of Jesus. In the Eastern Orthodox Church..→
World Wetlands DayWorld Wetland Day marks the date of the signing of the Convention on Wetlands, called the Ramsar Convention, on 2 February 1971, in the Iranian ..→
Rosa Parks Day in California and MissouriThe courage and conviction of Rosa Parks laid the foundation for equal rights for all Americans and for the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
Rosa Park..→
Super Bowl SundayAlthough not an official holiday, Super Bowl Sunday is an occasion when many families and friends gather together to watch the game, including t..→
World Cancer Day2019 marks the launch of the 3-year ‘I Am and I Will’ campaign. ‘I Am and I Will’ is an empowering call-to-action urging for personal commitment..→
International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital MutilationFemale genital mutilation (FGM) comprises all procedures that involve altering or injuring the female genitalia for non-medical reasons and is r..→
Ronald Reagan Day in California and OhioAbove all, we remember the man: his irresistible optimism, faith, and good humor.
Ronald Wilson Reagan born February 6, 1911 (d. June 5, 2004) ..→
Safer Internet DayThe Insafe network organises the Safer Internet Day, which has taken place annually on the second day of the second week of February since 2004 ..→
Boy Scout Day (Ohio Boy Scout Week)February 8, 1910, is the birthday of the Boy Scouts of America. As many know, on this Day, William D. Boyce incorporated the Boy Scouts of Ameri..→
International Day of Women and Girls in ScienceAlthough women make up 48 percent of the U.S. workforce, they comprise only 24 percent of the Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics ..→
World Day of the SickFacts on patient safety: patient safety is a serious global public health issue. Estimates show that in developed countries as many as 1 in 10 p..→
Lincoln’s BirthdayAbraham Lincoln never smoked, chewed tobacco, or drank alcohol. Not only was the 16th president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln spiritual ..→
Mardi Gras or Shrove TuesdayPope Gregory XIII add the event to the Gregorian calendar in 1582 on the day before Ash Wednesday, which Lent, the 40 days of fasting and prayer..→
World Radio Day"Radio is the theater of the mind..."- Steve Allen.
Nikola Tesla was granted the first radio patents in 1900, resulting in Guglielmo ..→
International Childhood Cancer DayCancer is a serious non-communicable disease affecting more than 14 million individuals and families across the world and more than 50% will die..→
Susan B. Anthony DayToday more women serve in public office and hold leadership positions that had previously been held solely by men. Born on February 15, 1820, Su..→
Random Acts of Kindness DayWe all struggle. We all stress. But, thankfully, we also all love. In fact, we can’t help but love! It’s part of the human condition. You can’t ..→
Daisy Gatson Bates Day in ArkansasDaisy Lee Gatson Bates was an American civil rights activist, publisher, journalist, and lecturer who played a leading role in the Little Rock I..→
Washington’s Birthday ("Presidents’ Day")Washington’s Birthday, national holiday, also widely known as "Presidents’ Day", is celebrated each year on the third Monday in Februa..→
John Glenn Friendship 7 Day in OhioOn February 20, 1962, NASA launched one of the most important flights in American history. The mission? Send a man to orbit Earth, observe his r..→
World Day of Social JusticeJustice is a central moral standard in social life, is generally held to have a prominent role in social theory and social action, and so it is ..→
International Mother Language DayYou speak about 4,800 words a day. It has been estimated that the number of actively spoken languages in the world today is about 6,000. The lan..→
Rascal Flatts Day in OhioRascal Flatts is a country music trio consisting of lead vocalist Gary LeVox, bass guitarist and keyboardist Jay DeMarcus, and electric guitaris..→
Washington’s Birthday in WisconsinHe was born February 22, 1732. George Washington is honored for his efforts to create a new nation dedicated to the rights of the people. He onl..→
International Polar Bear DayDo you have a polar bear question you’d love to ask a scientist? The International Polar Bear Day (PBI’s) is February 27th! Every year, this glo..→
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