«System Administrator»Calendar: «System Administrator Appreciation Day».
28 quotes & wishes. August
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
A work stationA bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops. On
my desk I have a work station…
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Ask any system administratorWhat goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Find a Unix userIf you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.
Scott Adams Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
I know you believe you understoodI know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
G.Romney Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
I love youHi. I’m the “I love you” .signature virus. You have been infected.
Please panic immediately.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Janitors of Information TechnologySysadmins are the janitors of Information Technology, no matter how much the current crop of adolescents looks up to them like boys in the past admired riverboat pilots and railroad engineers.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Never meddle in the affairs of NTNever meddle in the affairs of NT. It is slow to boot and quick to crash.
Stephen Harris Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Parts of the systemThose parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Say IT proudYour network is secure, your computer is up and running, and your printer is jam-free. Why? Because you’ve got an awesome sysadmin (or maybe a whole IT department) keeping your business up and running. So say IT loud; say IT proud... Happy SysAdmin Day!
SysAdminDay.com Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Still more complicatedI have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
Poul Anderson Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
That’s not my jobI may not understand what I’m installing, but that’s not my job. I just need to click Next, Next, Finish here so I can walk to the next system and repeat the process.
Anonymous NT Admin Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
The affairs of sysadminsDo not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, they are quick to anger and have no need for subtlety.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
The differenceThe difference between Microsoft and ‘Jurassic Park’:
In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be
extinct.
The other is a film.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
The number one cause of computer problemsThe number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Three kinds of deathThere are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
Guy Almes Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
User-friendlyUnix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
We cause accidentsThe most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Nathaniel Borenstein Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Why did the system administrator cross the road?Why did the system administrator cross the road? To get coffee. Why else would one be outside?
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «System Administrator»
Your passwordTreat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Clifford Stoll Ohio Military Family MonthSince Sept. 11, 2001, more than 18,000 Ohio National Guard members have been deployed to serve in the global war on terrorism. Altogether, more ..→
World Breastfeeding WeekWorld Breastfeeding Week (WBW) is celebrated every year from 1 to 7 August in more than 170 countries to encourage breastfeeding and improve the..→
Transfiguration of JesusThe word "transfiguration" comes from the Latin roots trans- ("across") and figura ("form, shape"). It thus signif..→
Emancipation Day in KentuckyWhile Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation on January 1, 1863, the August 8th observance is common to parts of Kentucky and Tennessee, w..→
International Day of the World’s Indigenous PeoplesEvery year, 9 August is commemorated as the International Day of the World’s Indigenous Peoples. The day is celebrated with special events aroun..→
International Youth DayThe Day highlights the importance of creating conditions which enable full and active participation of young people in all aspects of social lif..→
Victory Day in Rhode IslandRhode Island celebrates Victory Day on the Second Monday in August.
A few interesting facts concerning Rhode Island government:
Rhode Island w..→
International Left-handers DayAugust 13 is designated International lefthanders Day by lefthanders International. It was first observed on the 13th of August, in the year 197..→
Bennington Battle Day in VermontAugust 16, 1777, the Revolutionary War’s Battle of Bennington was fought along the shore of the Walloomsac branch of the Hoosac River, and it pr..→
Elvis Aaron Presley DayPresley was born on January 8, 1935, in Tupelo, Mississippi, the son of Gladys Love and Vernon Elvis Presley. This american musician and actor d..→
National Airborne DayNational Airborne Day is a day designated by the United States Congress to honor the nation’s airborne forces of the Armed Forces. It was create..→
Statehood Day in HawaiiStatehood bills for Hawaii were introduced into the U.S. Congress as early as 1919 by Prince Jonah Kuhio Kalanianaole, the non-voting delegate s..→
Brothers and Sisters’ Day in OhioCelebrate Brothers and Sisters Day by touching them in some way. A card or a phone call is appropriate for those who are separated by too many ..→
International Homeless Animals’ DayInternational Society for Animal Rights (ISAR) conceived and began International Homeless Animals’ Day (IHAD) in 1992. Since that time, ISAR’s I..→
World Humanitarian DayIn December 2008, the sixty-third session of the UN General Assembly decided to designate 19 August as World Humanitarian Day (A/RES/63/139).
W..→
Black Ribbon DayThe European Day of Remembrance for Victims of Stalinism and Nazism, known as the Black Ribbon Day in some countries, which is observed on 23 Au..→
International Day for the Remembrance of the Slave Trade and Its AbolitionIn 2015 year’s celebration of the International Day for the Remembrance of the Slave Trade and its Abolition coincides with the launch of the In..→
Ukrainian Independence Day in MinnesotaSTATE of MINNESOTA. Proclamation:
After the breakup of the Soviet Union, the Parliament of Ukraine formally declared an independent Ukrainian s..→
Festival of HarvestThe Festival of Harvest (also called Weeks, Pentecost, or Shavout) is one of the three commanded festivals of Yahweh during which all men are co..→
Women’s Equality DayWomen’s Equality Day is a day proclaimed each year by the United States President to commemorate the granting of the vote to women throughout th..→
Lyndon Baines Johnson Day in TexasLyndon Baines Johnson Day is a legal state holiday in Texas. It falls every year on August 27, to mark the birthday of U.S. President Lyndon Bai..→
International Day against Nuclear TestsOn 2 December 2009, the 64th session of the United Nations General Assembly declared 29 August the International Day against Nuclear Tests by un..→
International Day of the Victims of Enforced DisappearancesOn 21 December 2010, by its resolution 65/209 the UN General Assembly expressed its deep concern, in particular, by the increase in enforced or ..→
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