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Quotes & Wishes - A fine place to live A fine place to live

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen
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Quotes & Wishes - And then there is California And then there is California

There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.
Edward Abbey
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Quotes & Wishes - If you’re in California, and it’s raining… If you’re in California, and it’s raining…

If you’re in California, and it’s raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
Adam Ferrara
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Quotes & Wishes - It doesn’t rain at all in California It doesn’t rain at all in California

It doesn’t rain at all in California. Once a month, a man drives through spraying Evian.
Hugh Laurie
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Quotes & Wishes - When future archaeologists… When future archaeologists…

When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they’re going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they’re going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.
Douglas Coupland
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Tuesday 15 January 2019
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Thursday 17 January 2019
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Friday 18 January 2019
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Tuesday 22 January 2019
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Wednesday 23 January 2019
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Saturday 26 January 2019
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Sunday 27 January 2019
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Monday 28 January 2019
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Tuesday 29 January 2019
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Wednesday 30 January 2019
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Friday 1 February 2019
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