California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen
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And then there is California
There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.
Edward Abbey
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If you’re in California, and it’s raining…
If you’re in California, and it’s raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
Adam Ferrara
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It doesn’t rain at all in California
It doesn’t rain at all in California. Once a month, a man drives through spraying Evian.
Hugh Laurie
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When future archaeologists…
When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they’re going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they’re going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.