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Quotes & Wishes - Genius Genius

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
Sid Caesar
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Quotes & Wishes - Invention Invention

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Willy Wonka
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Quotes & Wishes - The greatest invention in the history The greatest invention in the history

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry
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Quotes & Wishes - The greatest of inventors The greatest of inventors

America is a country of inventors, and the greatest of inventors are the newspaper men.
Alexander Graham Bell
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Quotes & Wishes - The world is moving so fast these days The world is moving so fast these days

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can’t be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
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Quotes & Wishes - To invent To invent

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Thomas Edison
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Quotes & Wishes - We’d still be eating frozen radio dinner We’d still be eating frozen radio dinner

If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Johnny Carson
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Quotes & Wishes - When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off

My stories run up and bite me on the leg. I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off.
Ray Bradbury
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Quotes & Wishes - Who would ever want to use one? Who would ever want to use one?

An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?
Rutherford B. Hayes
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Tuesday 12 December 2017
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Thursday 14 December 2017
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Friday 15 December 2017
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Thursday 21 December 2017
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