The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
Sid Caesar
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Invention
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Willy Wonka
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The greatest invention in the history
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry
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The greatest of inventors
America is a country of inventors, and the greatest of inventors are the newspaper men.
Alexander Graham Bell
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The world is moving so fast these days
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can’t be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
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To invent
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Thomas Edison
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We’d still be eating frozen radio dinner
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Johnny Carson
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When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off
My stories run up and bite me on the leg. I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off.
Ray Bradbury
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Who would ever want to use one?
An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?