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Genius
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
Sid Caesar
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Invention
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Willy Wonka
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The greatest invention in the history
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry
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The greatest of inventors
America is a country of inventors, and the greatest of inventors are the newspaper men.
Alexander Graham Bell
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The world is moving so fast these days
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can’t be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
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To invent
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Thomas Edison
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We’d still be eating frozen radio dinner
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Johnny Carson
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When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off
My stories run up and bite me on the leg. I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off.
Ray Bradbury
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Who would ever want to use one?
An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?
Rutherford B. Hayes
Birthday of Jose de Diego in Puerto Rico (Natalicio de Jose de Diego)
Jose de Diego’s memory has been honored in Puerto Rico by having his birthdate observed as an official holiday as well as the naming of schools,..→
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Emancipation Day in California
In California, planners have organized family gatherings, picnics and other events to mark that historic event.
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Patriots’ Day in Maine and Massachusetts
Patriots’ Day is an official state holiday in Maine, Massachusetts and Wisconsin commemorating the anniversary of the Battles of Lexington and C..→
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Emancipation Day in District of Columbia
Emancipation Day Celebrations April 16. Sketch of the celebration of the Abolition of Slavery in DC.
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American Samoa Flag Day
On April 17, American Samoa celebrates the Flag Day. On this day in 1900 these Eastern Samoan islands became part of the United States family.
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World Hemophilia Day
There are two types of hemophilia. Each type is linked to a low level of a certain clotting factor. Hemophilia A is the more common type and is ..→
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The International Day for Monuments and Sites
The International Day for Monuments and Sites was proposed by the International Council on Monuments and Sites (ICOMOS) on 18 April 1982 and app..→
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Patriots’ Day in Wisconsin
Wisconsin Public School Observance Day to mark the date in 1775 when shots were fired in Lexington, beginning of the Revolutionary War. (Event D..→
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John Muir Day in California
John Muir (April 21, 1838 – December 24, 1914) was a Scottish-American naturalist, author, environmental philosopher and early advocate of prese..→
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San Jacinto Day in Texas
San Jacinto Day is the celebration of the Battle of San Jacinto on April 21, 1836. It was the final battle of the Texas Revolution where Texas w..→
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World Creativity and Innovation Day
It is imperative we use creativity in problem-solving to address the challenges we face. Traditional thinking will no longer do, - Ambassador I...→
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Confederate Memorial Day in Alabama, Florida, and Georgia (State holiday)
While Florida would later join Georgia in marking April 26 as Confederate Memorial Day, other states celebrated different dates. By 1916, ten so..→
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Environmental Awareness Day in Wisconsin
Wisconsin Public School Observance Day, marking the anniversary of Earth Day and urging schools to conduct programs across subject areas to enha..→
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World Book and Copyright Day
World Book Day or World Book and Copyright Day (also known as International Day of the Book or World Book Days) is a yearly event on April 23rd,..→
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Administrative Professionals’ Day
Administrative Professionals Day (also known as Secretaries Day or Admin Day) is an unofficial secular holiday observed in several countries to ..→
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World Day for Laboratory Animals
World Day for Laboratory Animals on April 24 is a United Nations recognized day of international commemoration of the suffering and killing of m..→
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