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16 quotes & wishes
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Quotes & Wishes - Be a carrier Be a carrier

A healthy attitude is contagious but don’t wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.
Tom Stoppard
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Quotes & Wishes - Exhausted trying to stay healthy Exhausted trying to stay healthy

I’m exhausted trying to stay healthy.
Steve Yzerman
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Quotes & Wishes - Finding a sickness you like Finding a sickness you like

It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason
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Quotes & Wishes - Happiness Happiness

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Ingrid Bergman
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Quotes & Wishes - Health books Health books

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
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Quotes & Wishes - I keep it in the fridge I keep it in the fridge

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan
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Quotes & Wishes - If nothing else If nothing else

I’ve made a promise to myself to be a 100% healthy person if nothing else.
Picabo Street
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Quotes & Wishes - It’s fine It’s fine

I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it’s fine.
Mike Piazza
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Quotes & Wishes - I’d have taken better care I’d have taken better care

If I’d known I was going to live so long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
Leon Eldred
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Quotes & Wishes - My own prescription for health My own prescription for health

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass.
Leslie Grimutter
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Quotes & Wishes - Pretty good shape Pretty good shape

You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
Dr. Seuss
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Quotes & Wishes - Sick and tired of being sick and tired Sick and tired of being sick and tired

In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - The only way The only way

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
Mark Twain
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Quotes & Wishes - Three requirements for happiness Three requirements for happiness

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustave Flaubert
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Quotes & Wishes - Your New Year’s resolution Your New Year’s resolution

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
Jay Leno
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Quotes & Wishes - ‘Tis healthy ‘Tis healthy

‘Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.
Henry David Thoreau
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Monday 11 December 2017
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Tuesday 12 December 2017
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Thursday 21 December 2017
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