You’re no good unless you are a good assistant; and if you are, you’re too good to be an assistant.
Martin H. Fischer
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As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Author unknown
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Happy man
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.
Lord Mancroft
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It’s funny to see what happens
If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don’t have their assistants and entourage, it’s funny to see what happens.
Daryl Hall
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Millionaires are marrying their secretaries
Millionaires are marrying their secretaries because they are so busy making money they haven’t time to see other girls.
Doris Lilly
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The first thing
The first thing the secretary types is the boss.
Donald Trump
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Thinner and thinner
And so while the ones depart to their dinner, the secretary stays, growing thinner and thinner, racking his brain to record and report what he thinks that they think that they ought to have thought.
Arthur Bryant
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When things haven’t gone well
When things haven’t gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention.