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3 bones
To survive as a teacher you need 3 bones:
a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone.
Author Unknown
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Classy people
Teachers are classy people!
Author Unknown
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Discover wildlife
Discover wildlife: be a teacher!
Author Unknown
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Good teachers are the ones…
Good teachers are the ones who can challenge young minds without losing their own.
Author Unknown
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I see no good reason why I should act my age
I am a teacher. I see no good reason why I should act my age.
Heidi McDonald
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Imaginary friend
Our teacher is always talking to her imaginary friend called class.
Author Unknown
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Less trouble
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble.
Mark Twain
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Not all superheroes have capes
Not all superheroes have capes,
some have Teaching Degrees.
Heidi McDonald
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Remember this: you haven’t
When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: you haven’t.
Thomas Edison
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Teachers are grossly underpaid
Summer vacation is the time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. Author Unknown
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Teacher’s day of REST
Sunday is a teacher’s day of REST:
the REST of the laundry,
the REST of the housework,
and grade the REST of the papers.
Heidi McDonald
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Teacher’s job
A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.
D. Martin
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The only professionals
Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting.
Frank McCourt
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Three good reasons
There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
Author Unknown
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Wait until you get a boss
If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.
Bill Gates
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What’s your superpower?
I teach. What’s your superpower?
Author Unknown
Ostomy Awareness Day (World Ostomy Day)
In 1993 Professor Dr. Gerhard Englert proposed the idea to organize World Ostomy Day.
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World Teachers’ Day
UNESCO proclaimed 5 October to be World Teachers’ Day in 1994, celebrating the great step made for teachers on 5 October 1966, when a special in..→
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German-American Day
In 1983, President Ronald Reagan proclaimed October 6 as German-American Day to celebrate and honor the 300th anniversary of German American imm..→
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Nonviolence Week in Ohio
The idea of Ohio Violence Week was developed by the Mahoning Valley Sojourn to the Past, an organization that advocates for peace, tolerance and..→
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World Architecture Day
World Architect Day is celebrated on the first Monday of every October, concurrently with the United Nations’ World Habitat Day, was set up by ..→
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World Habitat Day
In 1985 the United Nations designated the first Monday of October every year as World Habitat Day (Resolution 40/202 of 17 December 1985). The i..→
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Leif Erikson Day in Wisconsin
Leif Erikson was born in Iceland and raised in Greenland. Norse sagas written 300 years after his death describe his explorations, around 1000 C..→
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World Mental Health Day
World Mental Health Day is observed on 10 October every year, with the overall objective of raising awareness of mental health issues around the..→
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General Pulaski Memorial Day in Ohio
Casimir Pulaski (March 6, 1745 – October 11, 1779) was a Polish noblemanb, soldier and military commander who has been called with his fellow Hu..→
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International Day of the Girl Child
On December 19, 2011, the United Nations General Assembly adopted Resolution 66/170 to declare 11 October as the International Day of the Girl C..→
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Christopher Columbus Day in Wisconsin
Christopher Columbus was an Italian explorer, navigator, colonizer and citizen of the Republic of Genoa. Under the auspices of the Catholic Mona..→
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World Arthritis Day
World Arthritis Day (WAD), established in 1996 by Arthritis and Rheumatism International (ARI) is a global initiative bringing people together t..→
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World Hospice and Palliative Care Day
World Hospice and Palliative Care Day is a unified day of action to celebrate and support hospice and palliative care around the world. Voices f..→
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International Day for Disaster Reduction
By resolution 44/236 (22 December 1989), the General Assembly designated the second Wednesday of October International Day for Natural Disaster ..→
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Metastatic Breast Cancer Awareness Day in Ohio
Metastatic breast cancer is also called stage IV or advanced breast cancer.
At University Hospitals Seidman Cancer Center, offer one of the onl..→
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American Indian Heritage Day in Alabama
STATE OF ALABAMA. PROCLAMATION BY THE GOVERNOR:
"WHEREAS, many of our state citizens are of Native American Indian heritage, and their Tra..→
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