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Quotes & Wishes - Gravity and paperwork Gravity and paperwork

Our two greatest problems are gravity and paperwork. We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Wernher von Braun, Rocket Engineer
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Quotes & Wishes - Martians are spying on us Martians are spying on us

I think space exploration is very important. I think there is very intelligent life on Mars. I believe that Martians are spying on us from the bottom of the ocean.
Annabella Sciorra
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Quotes & Wishes - The Russians took a pencil The Russians took a pencil

NASA spent millions of dollars inventing the ball-point pen so they could write in space. The Russians took a pencil.
Will Chabot
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Quotes & Wishes - The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don’t have a space program, it’ll serve us right!
Larry Niven
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Quotes & Wishes - The single simplest reason The single simplest reason

The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place is a retarded way to run a species.
Warren Ellis
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Tuesday 12 December 2017
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Thursday 14 December 2017
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Wednesday 20 December 2017
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Thursday 21 December 2017
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Monday 1 January 2018
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