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«Work in office (Funny)»

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Quotes and wishes: «Work in office (Funny)»

Quotes & Wishes - A fireable offense A fireable offense

Reheating leftover fish in the office microwave should be a fireable offense.
Anonymous
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Quotes & Wishes - A wonderful organ A wonderful organ

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost
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Quotes & Wishes - Any amount of work Any amount of work

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.
Robert Benchley
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Quotes & Wishes - Approaching nervous breakdown Approaching nervous breakdown

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
Bertrand Russell
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Quotes & Wishes - By avoidance By avoidance

I often work by avoidance.
Brian Eno
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Quotes & Wishes - Don’t interrupt Don’t interrupt

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt.
Henry J. Kaiser
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Quotes & Wishes - He’s at work He’s at work

You should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor.
Craig Ferguson
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Quotes & Wishes - I always arrive late at the office I always arrive late at the office

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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Quotes & Wishes - I believe I believe

I believe in stopping work and eating lunch.
L’Wren Scott
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Quotes & Wishes - I have nothing against work I have nothing against work

Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else.
Barbara Ehrenreich
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Quotes & Wishes - I like work I like work

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K. Jerome
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Quotes & Wishes - I put my heart and my soul into my work I put my heart and my soul into my work

I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
Vincent Van Gogh
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Quotes & Wishes - If hard work were such a wonderful thing If hard work were such a wonderful thing

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
Lane Kirkland
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Quotes & Wishes - Like flies Like flies

Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation’s golf courses.
Ira Wallach
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Quotes & Wishes - Looking for ideas Looking for ideas

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone
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Quotes & Wishes - Lunchtime Lunchtime

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Douglas Adams
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Quotes & Wishes - Man invented the alarm clock Man invented the alarm clock

Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Pablo Picasso
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Quotes & Wishes - Monday Monday

Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Author unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Mondays in the middle of the week Mondays in the middle of the week

Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!
Lee Fox Williams
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Quotes & Wishes - More love and less paper work More love and less paper work

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
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Quotes & Wishes - Most people Most people

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin
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Quotes & Wishes - Necessary evil Necessary evil

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Mark Twain
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Quotes & Wishes - No one’s dream No one’s dream

No one’s dream job involves a kiosk.
Damien Fahey
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Quotes & Wishes - Serious talk around the office Serious talk around the office

Serious talk around the office of replacing me with a deli tray.
Just Bill
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Quotes & Wishes - Thank you paper clips Thank you paper clips

Thank you paper clips, for being like staples that can’t commit.
Jimmy Fallon
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Quotes & Wishes - The best way to appreciate your job The best way to appreciate your job

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Oscar Wilde
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Quotes & Wishes - The greatest thing in the world The greatest thing in the world

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Don Herold
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Quotes & Wishes - The number one sign The number one sign

The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
Fred Barling, "Humorscope"
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Quotes & Wishes - The wireless mouse The wireless mouse

I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with.
Mike Vanatta
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Quotes & Wishes - There’s a support group for that There’s a support group for that

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carey
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Quotes & Wishes - They never look at it They never look at it

Most people treat the office manual the way they treat a software manual. They never look at it.
James Levine
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Quotes & Wishes - They pretend They pretend

They pretend to pay us an honest wage and we pretend to do an honest day’s work. Hungarian joke
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Quotes & Wishes - Three little sentences Three little sentences

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life:
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Homer Simpson
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Quotes & Wishes - Two different things Two different things

Working hard and working smart sometimes can be two different things.
Byron Dorgan
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Quotes & Wishes - Unless the boss leaves early Unless the boss leaves early

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
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Quotes & Wishes - When you see what some girls marry When you see what some girls marry

When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland
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Quotes & Wishes - Why take the chance? Why take the chance?

It’s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
Ronald Reagan
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