Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
A great comfortChildren are a great comfort in your old age — and they help you reach it faster, too.
Lionel Kauffman Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
All the funSetting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
(The Business of Life, 1949)
William Feather Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
Always end the name of your child with a vowelAlways end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.
Bill Cosby Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
Because of their sizeBecause of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
P.J. O’Rourke Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
Follow the directions on the aspirin bottleIf your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says "keep away from children.
Susan Savannah Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
It kills you to see them grow upIt kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.
(Animal Dreams)
Barbara Kingsolver Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
Not interested in justiceParents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
Bill Cosby Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
Six theoriesBefore I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children—and no theories.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
That’s what children are forThat’s what children are for—that their parents may not be bored.
(Diary of a Superfluous Man)
Ivan Turgenev Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
That’s what parents were created forChildren aren’t happy with nothing to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for.
("The Parent," Happy Days, 1933)
Ogden Nash Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
The best way to give advice to your childrenThe best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry S Truman Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
The ideal homeThe ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
(The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966)
Mignon McLaughlin Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
The quickest wayThe quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Lane Olinghouse Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
They installed themParents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them.
Author Unknown Quotes and wishes: «Funny»
Your responsibility as a parentYour responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success.
("Parental Guidance," Social Studies, 1981)
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