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Quotes & Wishes - A little somethin’ A little somethin’

My attitude is, if someone sees a little somethin’ somethin’, don’t look if you don’t like it.
(on breastfeeding in public, to People)
Kourtney Kardashian
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Quotes & Wishes - Cleanliness fetish Cleanliness fetish

Bottle feeding also made a fetish out of cleanliness, and maybe all the washing and scrubbing has further reduced the pleasure we take in our body and in life.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Cry a lot Cry a lot

Don’t cry over spilled milk. Unless it’s breastmilk, in which case, cry a lot.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Fathers with hairy chests Fathers with hairy chests

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
(The Armchair Anarchist’s Almanac, 1981)
Mike Harding
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Quotes & Wishes - My baby wants to eat My baby wants to eat

We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants to eat.
Selma Blair
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Quotes & Wishes - Staring too hard Staring too hard

My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard.
David Allen
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Quotes & Wishes - Superhuman powers Superhuman powers

Nursing gives you superhuman powers. How else could I be doing all this when I’m usually a sleepaholic?
Gwen Stefani
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Quotes & Wishes - Superpower Superpower

I make milk. What’s your superpower?
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - The advantage The advantage

A pair of substantial mammary glands have the advantage over the two hemispheres of the most learned professor’s brain in the art of compounding a nutritive fluid for infants.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Quotes & Wishes - They’re hungry They’re hungry

If you have milk, you have milk, and if they’re hungry, they’re hungry.
Salma Hayek
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Quotes & Wishes - Three reasons for breast-feeding Three reasons for breast-feeding

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can’t get it.
Irena Chalmers
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Quotes & Wishes - Wrapped up in two pretty packages Wrapped up in two pretty packages

Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages.
Florence Williams
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