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Quotes & Wishes - A policy statement A policy statement

I want to make a policy statement. I am unabashedly in favor of women.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - A right to a Saturday night bath A right to a Saturday night bath

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - Because I didn’t go to Harvard Because I didn’t go to Harvard

I don’t believe I’ll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs, no matter how successful it is, because I didn’t go to Harvard.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - I could be a mayor I could be a mayor

When the burdens of the presidency seem unusually heavy, I always remind myself it could be worse. I could be a mayor.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - I feel like… I feel like…

I feel like I just grabbed a big juicy worm with a right sharp hook in the middle of it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - I seldom think of politics I seldom think of politics

I seldom think of politics more than eighteen hours a day.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - If two men agree on everything If two men agree on everything

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - My mother would have believed it My mother would have believed it

This is a moment that I deeply wish my parents could have lived to share. My father would have enjoyed what you have so generously said of me-and my mother would have believed it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - One lesson you better learn One lesson you better learn

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - Only two things to keep one’s wife happy Only two things to keep one’s wife happy

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - President Can’t Swim President Can’t Swim

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: ’President Can’t Swim.’
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - Some flaw of character Some flaw of character

The fact that a man is a newspaper reporter is evidence of some flaw of character.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - The CIA The CIA

The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but wouldn’t let them into the family brokerage business.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - The Republican Party can’t be too small to suit me The Republican Party can’t be too small to suit me

It is important that the United States remain a two-party system. I’m a fellow who likes small parties and the Republican Party can’t be too small to suit me.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - There are no favorites in my office There are no favorites in my office

There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - When things haven’t gone well for you When things haven’t gone well for you

When things haven’t gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Quotes & Wishes - While you’re saving your face While you’re saving your face

While you’re saving your face, you’re losing your ass.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Monday 25 September 2017
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Thursday 28 September 2017
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Sunday 1 October 2017
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