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6 quotes & wishes
Quotes and wishes: «Funny»

Quotes & Wishes - After two days in the hospital After two days in the hospital

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
W.C. Fields
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Quotes & Wishes - Angels in comfortable shoes Angels in comfortable shoes

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Nobody hates nurses Nobody hates nurses

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they’re giving you an enema.
Warren Beatty
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Quotes & Wishes - One of the few blessings of being ill One of the few blessings of being ill

Nurses, one of the few blessings of being ill.
Sara Moss-Wolfe
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Quotes & Wishes - Some people think Some people think

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
Cass Canfield
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Quotes & Wishes - You know you’re a nurse if... You know you’re a nurse if...

You know you’re a nurse if... you triage the laundry when at home: This pile needs immediate attention, the pile can wait, this pile, with a little stain stick will be OK until you get back to it.
Donna Wilk Cardillo
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