After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
W.C. Fields
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Angels in comfortable shoes
Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes.
Author Unknown
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Nobody hates nurses
How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they’re giving you an enema.
Warren Beatty
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One of the few blessings of being ill
Nurses, one of the few blessings of being ill.
Sara Moss-Wolfe
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Some people think
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
Cass Canfield
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You know you’re a nurse if...
You know you’re a nurse if... you triage the laundry when at home: This pile needs immediate attention, the pile can wait, this pile, with a little stain stick will be OK until you get back to it.