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A cigarette is…
A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
Author Unknown
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I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see
I’ve been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see!
Dave Beard
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If we see you smoking
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. Douglas Adams
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I’m glad
I’m glad I don’t have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth.
(The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966)
Mignon McLaughlin
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Nicotine patches are great
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes. Author Unknown
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Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!
Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.
A.P. Herbert
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The best way to stop smoking
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
Author Unknown
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Would you be annoyed if I...?
Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent?
Sign from Ken’s Magic Shop
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You’re just the sucker
The cigarette does the smoking — you’re just the sucker.
Author Unknown
International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People
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Computer Security Day
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Free Clinic Appreciation Month in Ohio
There are a total of 241 clinics in the state of Ohio. The Ohio Association of Free Clinics (OAFC) exists to educate and equip free clinics in p..→
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Rosa Parks Day in Ohio and Oregon
Rosa Parks was born Rosa Louise McCauley on February 4th, 1913. Her husband Raymond Parks was a member of the NAACP(the National Association for..→
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International Day for the Abolition of Slavery
Slavery has evolved and manifested itself in different ways throughout history. Today some traditional forms of slavery still persist in their e..→
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International Day of Persons with Disabilities
The annual observance of the International Day of Disabled Persons was proclaimed in 1992 (A/RES/47/3, 37th plenary meeting, 14 October 1992), b..→
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International Volunteer Day (International Volunteer Day for Economic and Social Development)
96% of volunteers say that it “makes people happier”. The experience of helping others provides meaning, a sense of self-worth, a social role an..→
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Microwave Oven Day
In fact, there is an entire food industry based on this one appliance. Today, over 90% of American households own a microwave oven.
In 1942, a ..→
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International Civil Aviation Day
These are some fun facts about Boeing Commercial jetliners: the 737 is the best-selling commercial jetliner of all time; the Boeing 747 (all ver..→
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Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day
On Sunday morning at 7:55 A.M., December 7, 1941, the Imperial Japanese Navy Air Service (forces were led by Vice Admiral Chuichi Nagumo) attack..→
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Constitution Day in Northern Mariana Islands
The Northern Mariana Islands are composed of volcanic rock, the southern islands of madrepore limestone covering a volcanic base.There are activ..→
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Feast of the Immaculate Conception
And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth,
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Lady of Camarin Day in Guam
The tradition is a carryover from 1825 and 1834, when Guam’s faithful made a "promesa" (promise) to hold a procession in Mary’s honor ..→
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International Anti-Corruption Day
Somalia is the world’s most corrupt nation, according to Transparency International’s 2010 Corruption Perception Index. The Kremlin has Russia’s..→
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International Day of Commemoration and Dignity of the Victims of the Crime of Genocide and of the Prevention of this Crime
The Genocide Convention (article 2) defines genocide as "any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a..→
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Human Rights Day
Interesting fact:in 2011, the United Nations declared internet access a basic human right.
The Universal Declaration of Human Rights is the mos..→
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Nobel Prizes Day
Today, the Nobel Prizes are regarded as the most prestigious awards in the world in their various fields.
Except for the Peace Prize, the Nobel..→
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Indiana Statehood Day (Indiana Day)
Funny facts about Indiana: Santa Claus, Indiana, receives more than a half million “Dear Santa” letters at Christmas time every year. And Santa’..→
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